Number Please? The Movie (1981)

Director
Henk Hugo

Main cast
Alex Heyns; Miems de Bruyn; Johan van der Merwe; Woutrine Theron; Benn Potgieter

Genres
Comedy

Description
"Hoesê!" This is a film based on the South African sitcom by the same name; such name referring to the manual telephone system operated by one of the cast. In addition to the usual (mostly mature) cast, pretty girl Zoli Marki muddles things up. Add to this a mix-up with a heyday homelands casino for further comedy and confusion.


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