Too Fat Too Furious (2005)

Director
Tim Oliehoek

Main cast
Jack Wouterse; Kürt Rogiers; Bracha van Doesburgh; Jaak Van Assche; Johnny de Mol

Genres
Romance, Foreign, Comedy, Action, Crime, Drama

Description
Bennie, a clumsy criminal who's touchy about his weight, teams up with his adoptive father's biological (serial killer) son, his employees who in his absence turned his snack-bar into a quiche bakery, a suicidal manic-depressive woman and a Yougoslavian who keeps unintendedly blowing things up. They need to get 300000 Euro to get Bennies father a new liver. Complicating matters are that Bennie is


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