The Crossing (2004)

Director


Main cast
Trond Fausa Aurvåg; Stine Varvin; Svante Martin; Sverre Anker Ousdal

Genres
Thriller, Comedy

Description
Andreas has everything a man can wish for. A wonderful wife, a big house on the country and a great job. But a sudden car accident puts him in a wheelchair. He is paralysed in his legs and he is also now impotent. Will his marriage work?


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