Santa's Slay (2005)

Director
David Steiman

Main cast
Bill Goldberg; Douglas Smith; Emilie de Ravin; Robert Culp; Dave Thomas

Genres
Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

Description
Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an Angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways.


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