The Longest Yard (2005)
Director
Peter Segal
Main cast
Adam Sandler; Chris Rock; Burt Reynolds; Michael Irvin; Nelly
Genres
Comedy, Drama
Description
Pro quarter-back Paul Crewe (Sandler) and former college champion and coach Nate Scarboro (Reynolds) are doing in the same prison. Asked to put together a team of inmates to take on the guards, Crewe enlists the help of Scarboro to coach the inmates to victory in a football game 'fixed' to turn out quiet another way.
Peter Segal
Main cast
Adam Sandler; Chris Rock; Burt Reynolds; Michael Irvin; Nelly
Genres
Comedy, Drama
Description
Pro quarter-back Paul Crewe (Sandler) and former college champion and coach Nate Scarboro (Reynolds) are doing in the same prison. Asked to put together a team of inmates to take on the guards, Crewe enlists the help of Scarboro to coach the inmates to victory in a football game 'fixed' to turn out quiet another way.
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