Textiles (2004)

Director
Franck Landron

Main cast
Barbara Schulz; Alexandre Brasseur; Magali Muxart; Simon Bakhouche

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
Sophie and Olivier are a young married couple who work in Paris as bakers. Out of the blue, they decide to buy a summer house on the seaside, but without actually seing it. When Sophie, along with her two kids, arrives first on the premices, she discovers that they have bought a house located in the midst of a nudist camp...


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