One Day in Europe (2005)

Director
Hannes Stöhr

Main cast
Megan Gay; Luidmila Tsvetkova; Andrey Sokolov; Oleg Asadulin

Genres
Comedy

Description
One day in Europe shows stories set in four European countries. All of them involve thievery in some way or the other. The protagonists are strangers in the respective country. For none of them their stay turns out as planned.


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