American Crude (2008)

Director
Craig Sheffer

Main cast
Michael Clarke Duncan; Jennifer Esposito; Ron Livingston; Rob Schneider; Claudia Choi

Genres
Comedy

Description
Quite a bit can happen over the course of a single day in L.A., and when smooth-talking scam artist Johnny decides to throw a bachelor party for his best friend Bill the events of the day take a bizarre turn. As the festivities get underway, the appearance of a transvestite prostitute, a trigger-happy ex-con, and a notorious porn king signal that this isn't going to be a typical night out.


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