Cyxork 7 (2006)

Director
John Huff

Main cast
Ray Wise; Sonya Smith; Beata Pozniak; Joseph Culp

Genres
Sci-Fi, Comedy

Description
RAY WISE and SONYA SMITH star as washed-up action hero Kommander 88 and struggling filmmaker Angela LaSalle in this dark and twisted comedy. They're filming "Cyxork 7," latest sequel in a haggard sci-fi franchise--this time shooting at the epicenter of a predicted cataclysmic earthquake. Free special effects! Risking their lives for the buzz, they're desperate to grab Hollywood's attention. That is: if they will survive.


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