Wine for the Confused (2004)

Director
David Kennard

Main cast
John Cleese; Alyce Faye Eichelberger

Genres
Documentary

Description
Wine is confusing…overwhelming even. So where do you start if you want to learn more about it? Join John Cleese on an entertaining and personal look at the world of winemaking and discover: how to find wines that taste good to you, how to make sure you get the best value and how to keep and serve wine at home.


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