Norbit (2007)
Director
Brian Robbins
Main cast
Eddie Murphy; Thandie Newton; Terry Crews; Clifton Powell; Lester Speight
Genres
Comedy, Drama, Romance
Description
A mild-mannered guy who is engaged to a monstrous woman meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.
Brian Robbins
Main cast
Eddie Murphy; Thandie Newton; Terry Crews; Clifton Powell; Lester Speight
Genres
Comedy, Drama, Romance
Description
A mild-mannered guy who is engaged to a monstrous woman meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.
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