The Uffe Holm Show 2 (2005)
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Hele Danmarks forrygende lille Bertram er her igen for fuld udblæsning. Hans mor har inviteret tante Gyda fra landet - og far har inviteret onkel Georg, der er âudeâ i øjeblikket. Bertram koncentrerer sig om malerkunsten, hvorfor der p.t. er ro i hjemmet. En dag tager onkel Georg børnene med pÃ¥ Glyptoteket, hvor far er kustode. Bertram tager sit maleri med, hvilket bliver skæbnesvangert. En international bande er i færd med at stjæle et kostbart maleri, som de fÃ¥r byttet med Bertrams mesterværk. Søsteren Winni tages som gidsel og nu kommer der drøn pÃ¥! Især da Bertram sætter sig ved rattet i kæmpespeedbÃ¥den. Det hele slutter under store tumulter i Tivoli. Danmarks frækkeste og dejligste unger har slÃ¥et til igen.
Showet er som sædvanlig blottet for politiske budskaber og diskussioner om den globale opvarmning. Og man skal nok heller ikke forvente at Champen vil stÃ¥ i spidsen for at redde en masse pandaâer. Til gengæld kan man glæde sig til ca. 90 minutters direkte og ærlig comedy, hvor Uffe, kun i selskab med sin mikrofon, vil underholde med hverdagens betragtninger, leveret pÃ¥ en mÃ¥de som kun én mand kan.
A year in the life of Alice Klieg, a woman with Borderline Personality Disorder who wins Mega-millions, quits her meds and buys her own talk show.
Nyblandad Grogg innehåller sketcher med Robert Gustafsson, Johan Wahlström, Sissela Kyle, Anna Björk och Stig Grybe. En DVD i nattsuddarstämning, ett relationsdrama med gubbar som hänger i baren fast de borde vara hemma. En sprängfylld version av TV-serien Grogg med alla favoriterna, en massa nytt och sketcherna som aldrig borde ha fått en andra chans. Sexistisk improvisation när den är som bäst. Robert Gustafsson som aggressiv östermalmstant klagar över "svartingar med sylvässade huggtänder som ritualslaktar hundvalpar i badkaret". Och den blinda indiern sjunger sin klassiska hyllningssång till spårvagnen. Alltså precis som vanligt, den icke normativa kreativitetens triumf i Schlegels anda, när Sveriges roligaste man slår till igen.
Hör och häpna! De gamla kumpanerna Ragnar Vanheden och Dynamit Harry har bestämt sig för att bli...hederliga. Därför har de startat AB Alltjänst. Doris arbetar naturligtvis som firmans sekreterare. En dag blir Ragnar och Harry kontaktade av en äldre dam som erbjuder dem ett aningen originellt uppdrag: att bevaka Kungliga Operan i Stockholm.Den gamla damen har emellertid ett kriminellt förflutet. Och inte nog med det - hon är ocksp Sickans mormor! Och som inte detta skulle räcka, bor även Sickans lillebror, Sven-Ingvar, kvar hemma hos mormor! Det visar sig att den gamle ärkeskurken Wall-Enberg tänker lägga beslag på Operans hela Eu bidrag i maskopi med den avgående Operachefen och en italiensk kumpan med djupa förgreningar i den sicilianska maffian. Nu gäller det för Jönssonligan - förlåt - AB Alltjänst att hinna före. Och det blir bråttom...oerhört bråttom!
Danmarks mest ubarmhjertige komiker, nu i eget show med dommen over det danske folk
Præsten pÃ¥ Snarø, Adam Valerius, er enkemand pÃ¥ tredje Ã¥r, og frøkenerne i sognet stÃ¥r i kø for at blive den næste præstefrue. Men da Adams enlige husholderske pludselig bliver gravid, gÃ¥r snakken i det lille samfund, og snart bliver biskoppen tilkaldt. Ved et skæbnens puds bliver den københavnske skuespiller Emil Flor, som er pÃ¥ vej til øen, forvekslet med biskoppen, og han lever sig ind i rollen og løser elegant konflikten. Men sÃ¥ dukker den rigtige biskop op⦠Hele Danmarks Ib Schønberg var her, der og alle vegne i dansk film i 1940'erne. Men det var i denne komedie af Emanuel Gregers, at han oplevede sin karrieres største komediesucces. I âBiskoppenâ, som blev indspillet midt i besættelsestiden, er han den forfængelige skuespiller Flor, der griber chancen, da den rigtige ârolleâ byder sig. Og som desværre bliver i rollen til efter tæppefald!
Director Billy Wilder adds a new and intriguing twist to the personality of intrepid detective Sherlock Holmes. One thing hasn't changed however: Holmes' crime-solving talents. Holmes and Dr. Watson take on the case of a beautiful woman whose husband has vanished. The investigation proves strange indeed, involving six missing midgets, villainous monks, a Scottish castle, the Loch Ness monster, and covert naval experiments. Can the sleuths make sense of all this and solve the mystery
Mona Bergström is a sweet eurovision-obsessed woman in her 30's. She is married to a lazy husband and have 4 children, all named after her favorite Swedish eurovision popstars. Her brother is a crossdressing guy selftitled "Candy Darling". Mona works on a retirement home for disabled people, where she is responsible for taking care of a young man named David who suffers a movement restricting disease forcing him into a wheelchair. Davids parents has abandoned him as they wanted a normal child. Mona holds a big place in Davids heart, and vica versa. Davids goal is to get his parents to come and visit him, and he wants to show them that he is a great person, despite his handicap. Therefore he works with music on his computer, and his goal is to create a song, send it to "The Cardigans", a famous Swedish band and have them play the song and credit him, hoping his parents would spot it and want to visit him.
Truman Burbank is the star of "The Truman Show", a 24-hour-a-day "reality" TV show that broadcasts every aspect of his life -- live and in color -- without his knowledge. His entire life has been an unending soap opera for consumption by the rest of the world. And everyone he knows -- including his wife and his best friend -- is really an actor, paid to be part of his life.
A spoof of buddy cop movies where two very different cops are forced to team up on a new reality based T.V. cop show.
A week in the life of "The Gong Show" host and creator Chuck Barris.
When Gonzo's breakfast cereal tells him that he's the descendant of aliens from another planet, his attempts at extraterrestrial communication get him kidnapped by a secret government agency, prompting the Muppets to spring into action. It's hard to believe Gonzo's story at first, but Kermit and friends soon find themselves on an epic journey into outer space filled with plenty of intergalactic misadventures.
The tension is palpable, the excitement is mounting and the heady scent of competition is in the air as hundreds of eager contestants from across America prepare to take part in what is undoubtedly one of the greatest events of their lives -- the Mayflower Dog Show. The canine contestants and their owners are as wondrously diverse as the great country that has bred them.
Napoleon, exiled, devises a plan to retake the throne. He'll swap places with commoner Eugene Lenormand, sneak into Paris, then Lenormand will reveal himself and Napoleon will regain his throne. Things don't go at all well; first, the journey proves more difficult than expected, but more disastrously, Lenormand enjoys himself too much to reveal the deception. Napoleon adjusts somewhat uneasily to the life of a commoner while waiting, while Lenormand gorges on rich food.
A man with a "doormat" personality tries standing up for himself for a change in this comedy. Mild mannered tax accountant Elliot Sherman (Michael Showalter) is what he calls a "Baxter": the kind of calm, unexciting fellow who "wears sock garters" and "enjoys raking leaves." Loved by bosses and parents, Elliot is a perfectly nice guy. And that's his problem.
In the spirit of the old west variety shows, Vaughn played host to the ensemble of comedians and performed improvisational sketches with surprise celebrity and musical guests. The film chronicles the journey of Vaughn and the comedians as travel over 6,000 miles and perform 30 shows in 30 consecutive nights in cities across the nation.
When hard-working TV producer Becky Fuller is fired from a local news program, her career begins to look as bleak as her hapless love life. Stumbling into a job at "Daybreak" (the last-place national morning news show), Becky decides to revitalize the show by bringing on legendary TV anchor Mike Pomeroy. Â Unfortunately, Pomeroy refuses to cover morning show staples like celebrity gossip, weather, fashion and crafts â let alone work with his new co-host, Colleen Peck, a former beauty queen and longtime morning show personality who is more than happy covering morning "news." As Mike and Colleen clash, first behind the scenes and then on the air, Becky's blossoming love affair with fellow producer, Adam Bennett begins to unravel â and soon Becky is struggling to save her relationship, her reputation, her job and ultimately, the show itself.
In the California desert, the adventures of a telepathic killer-tire, mysteriously attracted by a very pretty girl, as witnessed by incredulous onlookers.
Despite her mother's objections, the naive young daughter of a show boat captain is thrust into the limelight as the company's new leading lady.
Janet and Brad become contestants on a game show... but wind up as captives instead.
Decades after the success of the sci-fi series "Galaxy Quest," the show's washed-up stars -- Jason Nesmith, Gwen DeMarco and Alexander Dane -- are unwittingly recruited by actual aliens to pull off an intergalactic rescue mission.
TV producer Pierre Delacroix (Damon Wayans) becomes frustrated when network brass reject his sitcom idea. Hoping to get fired, Delacroix pitches the worst idea he can think of: a minstrel show. The network not only airs it, but it incredibly becomes a smash hit. Michael Rapaport co-stars in this searing satire.
Showman Jerry Travers is working for producer Horace Hardwick in London. Jerry demonstrates his new dance steps late one night in Horace's hotel, much to the annoyance of sleeping Dale Tremont below. She goes upstairs to complain and the two are immediately attracted to each other. Complications arise when Dale mistakes Jerry for Horace.
Playboy Andy Mason, on leave from the army, romances showgirl Edie Allen overnight to such effect that she's starry-eyed when he leaves next morning for active duty in the Pacific. Only trouble is, he gave her the assumed name of Casey. Andy's eventual return with a medal is celebrated by his rich father with a benefit show featuring Eadie's show troupe, at which she's sure to learn his true identity...and meet Vivian, his 'family-arrangement' fiancée. Mostly song and dance.
Frantisek Lelicek's Ve sluzbach Sherlocka Holmese - In the Services of Sherlock Holmes was filmed in 1932 with Vlasta Burian. The role of Sherlock Holmes is minor there but he went on to appear in many more stories and novels...
Jed Potter looks back on a love triangle conducted over the course of years and between musical numbers. Dancer Jed loves showgirl Mary, who loves compulsive nightclub-opener Johnny, who can't stay committed to anything in life for very long.
Sherlock Holmes is as dashing as ever, but with a little secret: Dr. Watson is the brains behind the operation. When Reginald Kincaid, the actor he has hired to play Holmes becomes insufferable, Watson fires him and tries to go out on his own, but finds that he has done too good a job building Holmes up in the public's mind.
Academy Award winner Cary Grant (Honorary Award, 1970) is at his suave best as slick showman Jerry Flynn, a Broadway producer anxious to recapture the magic and reclaim the crowds after a set of costly flops. Outside his theater one night, Flynn meets a young boy who just might save the day. Inside a small box the boy shows Flynn his pride and joy: a caterpillar named Curly that dances to "Yes Sir, That's My Baby." Word quickly spreads about the amazingly talented hoofer, and the caterpillar becomes a symbol of hope for wartime America. Soon, offers are pouring in to capitalize on this sensational insect. Will Curly go Hollywood or will Flynn's get-rich-quicker quick scheme go to the bugs? Once Upon a Time is a furry fairy tale that's fun for the whole family.
"All men are not created equal. It is the purpose of the Government to make them so." This is the premise of the Showtime film adaption of Kurt Vonnegut's futuristic short story Harrison Bergeron. The film centers around a young man (Harrison) who is smarter than his peers, and is not affected by the usual "Handicapping" which is used to train all Americans so everyone is of equal intelligence.
Lorelei Lee is a beautiful showgirl engaged to be married to the wealthy Gus Esmond, much to the disapproval of Gus' rich father, Esmond Sr., who thinks that Lorelei is just after his money. When Lorelei goes on a cruise accompanied only by her best friend, Dorothy Shaw, Esmond Sr. hires Ernie Malone, a private detective, to follow her and report any questionable behavior that would disqualify her from the marriage.
Gentle giant Barney Emerald is drugged and robbed while on holiday in Pattaya. He befriends two Thai siblings, one of which is a muay-thai kick-boxing champion, and stays with them until he can recover his passport. Unfortunately the hunt for his passport makes him cross ways with international gangsters. But Barney has found a secret weapon, the very spicy Thai salad "Somtum".
Brødrene Dal og Vikingsverdets forbannelse er en norsk film i sjangeren komedie og familiefilm som hadde premiere 10. september 2010 i Oslo. Filmen har syv års aldersgrense. Dette er det femte, og aller siste eventyret i sagaen om Brødrene Dal, og er blant annet basert på opptak av en teaterforestilling på Tusenfryd fra 1997, noe som gjør det mulig for avdøde Trond Kirkvaag å opptre i filmen. Hovedrollen bæres hovedsakelig av Knut Lystad og Lars Mjøen som brødrene Gaus og Roms Dal. Brødrene Dal, ved to av dem - brødrene Gaus og Roms, snekrer på den nye tidsmaskinen de har kjøpt på TV-shop, men brått er det noe som galt og de forsvinner tusen år tilbake i tid. Brødrene og maskinen dukker opp igjen i vikingtiden, og havner på det samme sted hvor fornøyelsesparken Tusenfryd utenfor Oslo ligger i dag. De havner midt i mellom en strid mellom to grupperinger, Badejarlene og Granbarkebirkebeinerne, som kjemper om et magisk sverd ved navn Tyrfing.
The setting is Camp Firewood, the year 1981. It's the last day before everyone goes back to the real world, but there's still a summer's worth of unfinished business to resolve. At the center of the action is camp director Beth, who struggles to keep order while she falls in love with the local astrophysics professor. He is busy trying to save the camp from a deadly piece of NASA's Skylab which is hurtling toward earth. All that, plus: a dangerous waterfall rescue, love triangles, misfits, cool kids, and talking vegetable cans. The questions will all be resolved, of course, at the big talent show at the end of the day.
In the gay '90s, cardsharps take over a Mississippi riverboat from a kindly captain. Their first act is to change the showboat into a floating gambling house. A ham actor and his bumbling sidekick try to devise a way to help the captain regain ownership of the vessel.
Bastien, an ambitious young production assistant, catches the attention of Jean-Louis, a producer of high regard, and is granted a shot at his own television show.
The owner of a bank (Miss Bitterman) wants to own the Muppet Theatre so she can build a nightclub over it. After she tricks Pepe into giving her the only copy of the contract between her father and the Muppets, she changes it so the Muppets have very little time to pay a debt they owe. Meanwhile, the Muppets are trying to put on a Christmas show. After the Muppets are confronted by Bitterman, they make a lot of sacrifices to save up so they can keep the Theatre.
Ample teen Tracy Turnblad wants nothing more than to be on the hip local TV dance program, "The Corny Collins Show" -- and when her dream comes true, her lively moves and bubbly personality meet with unexpected popularity. But after witnessing firsthand the terrible state of race relations in 1960s Baltimore, Turnblad becomes an outspoken advocate for desegregation.
Sylvia Grøn bliver fyret som lærerinde. I stedet slår hun sig sammen med sin store beundrer, skuespilleren Herman Sander. Sylvia Grøn lægger sine sparepenge i hans rejsende teater, men det går dårligt for teatret. Billedet af Herman Sander falmer også efterhånden som tiden går. Sylvias gamle elev, Eva Kristoffersen, søger tilflugt i teatertruppen. Hun er hemmeligt forelsket i komponisten Henrik Brandt. Lige inden nøglen må drejes om for teatergruppen får Sylvia en ide. Henrik Brandt har skrevet et teaterstykke og det vil hun sætte op.
I en lille sjællandsk landsby, hvor alt tilsyneladende er lutter idyl, lever syersken Bolette Jensen, en djærv kvinde, som har gjort sine bitre erfaringer og nu er frygtet for sin skarpe tunge. Bolette plejer at sige sin mening uden omsvøb, og da sandheden som bekendt er ilde hørt, er hun ikke synderlig afholdt af sognets magthavere, hvis mest fremtrædende skikkelse er sognerådsformanden Peter Enevoldsen. Bolette får en alvorlig opgave, da den unge kønne Sofie skal have barn, og Bolette tager sig straks af den ulykkelige pige og lover, at hun nok skal komme til at spadsere op ad kirkegulvet med sin Karl.
Police assitant Boyle along with tomatologist Kennedi Johnson look into investigations about Killer Tomato attacks, and discover Gangrene plans to brainwash people via TV talk shows to take over the world! Will Gangrene be stopped? Will Johnson become part of a Bacon, Lettuce and Human sandwich?
Kurre and Inga are engaged to be married. However, as they are very poor, they can't afford it just yet...
The new season of "American Dreamz," the wildly popular television singing contest, has captured the country's attention, as the competition looks to be between a young Midwestern gal (Moore) and a showtunes-loving young man from Orange County (Golzari). Recently awakened President Staton (Quaid) even wants in on the craze, as he signs up for the potential explosive season finale.
Salgschef Lund øjner muligheden for at blive underdirektør i det babyudstyrsfirma, han arbejder i. Uheldigvis har han hverken kone eller baby. Det er ellers kvalifikationer, som både chefen og en konkurrerende kollega finder helt nødvendige. Lund lader derfor som om, han har været gift længe. Den lille nødløgn får imidlertid uoverskuelige konsekvenser, da chefen inviterer Lund og frue til middag. Lund må på jagt efter en kone til låns og så griber forviklingerne om sig i et rasende tempo.
Martin er en af landevejens farende svende. Han er altid i godt humør og synger sig gerne til lidt mad. En dag slår han sig sammen med to andre vagabonder. Staldkarlen Anders, der er løbet af sin plads og originalen Klinke-hans, der går rundt med sin gamle trækvogn og klinker porcelæn. De tre har det vældig festligt sammen og oplever en masse skægge situationer. Men det er, som om Martin hele tiden søger et bestemt sted hen - til Bakkegården, hvor han i sin tid tjente. Dengang var han forelsket i gårdejerens datter Anna. Nu vender han tilbage - lige så fattig som dengang han forlod gården, men nu opsat på at finde lykken..
A producer puts on what may be his last Broadway show, and at the last moment a chorus girl has to replace the star.
The Man Who Could Not Laugh (Norwegian: Mannen som ikke kunne le) is a 1968 Norwegian comedy film. The title role is played by Rolv Wesenlund. Harald Heide-Steen Jr. plays the psychologist with the task of teaching him to laugh. The film also stars the film's director, Bo Hermansson. The film is considered a Norwegian classic and showcases a famous comedic duo in Wesenlund and Heide-Steen.
Hyderabadi Hiralal, who is also referred to as 'Hero' due to his obsession with Bollywood movies, drives an auto-rickshaw and often gets into fisticuffs. Things change when he meets with actress, Roopa, shows her around, and falls head-over-heels in love with her - so much so - when the unit leaves, he drives all the way to Bombay to be close to her. It is here that he will come to know that she has no similar feelings for him - and he will be thrown into contact with beautiful and manipulative actress, Sitara Devi, who has new and different role for him - one that will change his life forever.
Egon, Kjell og Benny har gått under jorden, men da Kongen og Knekten utfordret dem måtte de slå til Igjen dreier det seg om store penger: 4 millioner i lett omsettlig mynt, nemlig moms-penger! I løpet av kort tid er de impliserte i tur og orden millionærer og raka fant en rekke ganger, For hva gjør man når man har 4 millioner mellom hendene? Man kan gjøre som Egon Olsen - eller som Kongen. De to har nemlig svært så forskjellige syn på hvordan en millionær skal oppføre seg.
Olsenbanden er på farten igjen. Denne gangen er det de ettertraktede Bedford-diamantene som står i sentrum for Egon, Kjell og Benny. De skal skifte eier på mistenkelig vis. Da er det Olsenbanden slår til igjen og løser flokene for seg selv. Igjen gjør de livet surt for politifullmektig Hermansen og alle andre som forsøker å trampe i klaveret deres.
I mange år har Terje Svahberg spart til hytte. Men så skjer det noe, brått og uventet. Han blir båtkåt. Og før noen egentlig vet ordet av det, har han foretatt seg transaksjoner som gjør ham til en stolt innehaver av en båt i luksusklassen...og alt som derav følger.
Egil Hjelmeland (Kristoffer Joner) er verdens beste pizzasjåfør og Norges største Morten Abel-fan. Han har et hjerte av gull og et stort prosjekt: Han skal lære sin beste venn å kjøre bil slik at han kan få oppfylt sitt største ønske, å bli pizzasjåfør som Egil selv. Problemet er bare at hans beste venn heter Jan-Ove Tofte (Trond Høvik), arbeider på en vernet bedrift og er psykisk utviklingshemmet. Resten av verden betrakter Egils gode prosjekt som både urealistisk, dumdristig og direkte skadelig. Beskjeden Jan-Ove og Egil får fra alle kanter er: Dette lar seg ikke gjøre.
In Shanghai, China in the 1940s, a wannabe gangster aspires to join the notorious "Axe Gang" while residents of a housing complex exhibit extraordinary powers in defending their turf.
Frode glæder sig som en sindssyg til den årlige sommerfest i gården. Især da denne fest byder på en enestående mulighed for at ride på en kæmpe, levende elefant! Men da den irritable vicevært pludselig kræver betaling for brug af gården, hvor festen skal holdes, forsvinder drømmen om en elefantridetur som dug for solen. Samtidig er underboen Hr. Storm plaget af en mystisk tyv, og han udlover derfor en dusør til den, der fanger tyven. Frode og vennerne tager fluks den sjove og spændende udfordring op: Viceværten og Hr. Storm skal narres for at vinde sommerfesten tilbage, og desuden har den bedrageriske kælderbande også set sig varm på dusøren og de bruger ALLE kneb. Men Frode har en trumf: Han har fiduserne på sin side, og er indstillet på, at han og vennerne skal have en storartet sommerfest.
Fast, frenetic, and furious, 15 is the story of five Singaporean teenagers who, abandoned by the system and estranged from their parents and life in general, build their own world in which gangs, drugs, fighting, piercing, self-harm and suicide are common and brotherhood is important above all else. Acted by real street kids, it presents a gritty side of modern-day Singapore life.
Johan Glans - "World tour of Skåne" är en stand-up show som skämtar friskt om bl.a. hur det är att bo hemma hos mamma och pappa som vuxen. Hur det var att vara skolpolis i småskolan, hur det är att ha blivit pappa och hur det kan gå när man drar en lögn när man har dubbelbokat sig på ett gig.
Bill Gluckman, a wealthy white Jewish senator is running for the office of Governor. His son "B-Rad" dresses, speaks, and acts as if he were a gangster from the inner city. The campaign team members hire two actors, who don't know any more about inner-city life than B-Rad, to act as gang members, kidnap him, and take him to South Central Los Angeles where they hope Brad will be "scared white".
Karla har ikke glemt Jonas. Og slet ikke det kys de udvekslede i sommerferien sidste Ã¥r. Men hun har ikke haft modet til at ringe til ham og følge op pÃ¥ følelserne. Presset af sin bedste veninde Katrine tager hun sig sammen. Og naturligvis er Jonas klar til et møde. Sammen udvikler de et projekt, som gÃ¥r ud pÃ¥ at finde Jonas mor, som sandsynligvis bor i Ã
rhus. I ægte Sporløs-stil tager Karla og Jonas til Jylland for at finde en kvinde, der hedder Nanna. En film om at finde sin familie - og om at gøre det selv. En film om at gøre noget vigtigt sammen. Og også en film om ung kærlighed anno 2009.
A fairy tale love-story about pre-med student Paige who falls in love with a Danish Prince "Eddie" who refused to follow the traditions of his parents and has come to the US to quench his thirst for rebellion. Paige and Edward come from two different worlds, but there is an undeniable attraction between them.
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