Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade (2005)

Director
Jim Wynorski

Main cast
Angela Little; Cheyenne Silver; Sunny Leone; Shyla Stylez; William Williamson

Genres
Adventure, Fantasy

Description
Alabama Jones, Oklahoma Jones, and California Jones are three sexy adventurers who hunt ancient treasures for a museum curator. They manage to defeat the floating flaming skulls that had killed previous treasure hunters and take the idol of Punani. Their next assignment is to find a drunken tracker named "Jungle Bill" and convince him to lead them to the Golden Mango of Tantu. During their quest they encounter sexy jungle goddesses, gorillas, natives, a hunky jungle man, a giant scorpion, lost aviator Amelia Airhead, and others while pausing frequently to enjoy erotic delights.


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