Ellos robaron la picha de Hitler (2006)

Director
Pedro Temboury

Main cast
Manuel Gancedo; Manuel Tallafé; Lucio Romero; Jaime Noguera

Genres
Comedy

Description
Na construção de um prédio é descoberto por acaso o bunker onde Adolf Hitler cometeu suicidio. No seu interior, juntamente com o esqueleto da sua companheira, encontrava-se dentro de um boião de formol o seu viril membro. Este peculiar achado levou a que um grupo de neo-nazis espanhóis fossem recrutados por um cientista maluco para o roubarem o dito pênis conservado, para que assim se pudesse reconstruir o clone do Führer.


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