Delta Farce (2007)

Director
C.B. Harding

Main cast
Larry the Cable Guy; Bill Engvall; DJ Qualls; Christina Moore; Danny Trejo

Genres
Action, Adventure, Comedy

Description
Three bumbling Army reservists are hustled onto a plane headed for combat in Iraq -- but the fact that the plane drops them in Mexico doesn't stop them from "liberating" what they believe to be the Middle East.


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