Delta Farce (2007)
Director
C.B. Harding
Main cast
Larry the Cable Guy; Bill Engvall; DJ Qualls; Christina Moore; Danny Trejo
Genres
Action, Adventure, Comedy
Description
Three bumbling Army reservists are hustled onto a plane headed for combat in Iraq -- but the fact that the plane drops them in Mexico doesn't stop them from "liberating" what they believe to be the Middle East.
C.B. Harding
Main cast
Larry the Cable Guy; Bill Engvall; DJ Qualls; Christina Moore; Danny Trejo
Genres
Action, Adventure, Comedy
Description
Three bumbling Army reservists are hustled onto a plane headed for combat in Iraq -- but the fact that the plane drops them in Mexico doesn't stop them from "liberating" what they believe to be the Middle East.
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