CJ7 (2008)

Director
Stephen Chow

Main cast
Stephen Chow; Xu Jiao; Kitty Zhang Yuqi; Lam Tze-Chung; Lee Sheung-Ching

Genres
Comedy, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Sci-Fi

Description
Ti, a really poor construction worker that struggles to keep his son, Dicky, in private school, mistakes an orb he finds in a junkjard for a toy which proves to be much, much more once the young boy starts to play with it.


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