Witless Protection (2008)
Director
Charles Robert Carner
Main cast
Larry the Cable Guy; Ivana MiliÄeviÄ; Jenny McCarthy; Yaphet Kotto; Peter Stormare
Genres
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime
Description
The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her
Charles Robert Carner
Main cast
Larry the Cable Guy; Ivana MiliÄeviÄ; Jenny McCarthy; Yaphet Kotto; Peter Stormare
Genres
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime
Description
The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her
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