Witless Protection (2008)

Director
Charles Robert Carner

Main cast
Larry the Cable Guy; Ivana Mili?evi?; Jenny McCarthy; Yaphet Kotto; Peter Stormare

Genres
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime

Description
The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her


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