Loins of Punjab Presents (2008)

Director


Main cast
Shabana Azmi; Ajay Naidu; Ayesha Dharker; Michael Raimondi; Seema Rahmani

Genres
Comedy, Foreign

Description
A ruthless philantrophist. A bhangra rapper. An over-protected prodigy. A reckless actress. A lovelorn businessman. An entrepreneurial yogi. And a Loin King. Enter a roller-coaster world of seven strangers whose lives collide during a singing contest in a small New Jersey town.


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