The Breastford Wives (2007)

Director
Jim Wynorski

Main cast
Glori-Anne Gilbert; Taylor Wayne; Frank Harper; Barbie Bennett; Friday

Genres
Drama, Comedy, Sci-Fi

Description
Young married couple Rob and Laura move to the peaceful, friendly town of Breastford and right away are made to feel at home by the welcoming members of the Breastford Womens Association. They soon realize that something is amiss, and they discover the reason: Doc Brady, the town's mayor, has invented a device that, at the push of a button, turns women into insatiable, sex-crazed robots.


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