Absurdistan (2008)

Director
Veit Helmer

Main cast
Max Mauff; Kristyna Malérová; Nino Chkheidze; Ivane Ivantbelidze; Ani Amiridze

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
An allegorical comedy centered on two childhood sweethearts who seem destined for one another until the women of their isolated village, angered by male indifference toward the water shortage, go on a sex strike that threatens the young couple's first night of love.


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