Major Movie Star (2008)

Director
Steve Miner

Main cast
Jessica Simpson; Vivica A. Fox; Steve Guttenberg; Aimee Garcia; Olesya Rulin

Genres
Comedy, War, Adventure, Drama

Description
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.


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