Jerry Cotton (2010)

Director
Cyrill Boss; Phillip Stennert

Main cast
Christian Tramitz; Christian Ulmen; Mónica Cruz; Christiane Paul; Heino Ferch

Genres
Comedy, Crime

Description
Jerry Cotton ist eine Agenten-Legende - nicht nur wegen seiner tödlichen Smith & Wesson und seinem roten Flitzer. Er hat nur einen einzigen Fall nicht gelöst. Ausgerechnet bei diesem soll ihn nun ein Greenhorn als neuer Partner unterstützen. Phil ist nicht nur eine nervende Quasselstrippe, sondern hält sich auch für einen großen Verwandlungskünstler. Und von der harten Praxis hat er auch kaum Ahnung, im Gegensatz zum schweigsamen Haudegen Jerry. Das unvereinbar scheinende Team muss sich zusammenraufen, wenn es punkten will. (Thanks@kino.de)


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