Anywhere USA (2008)

Director
Chusy Haney-Jardine

Main cast
Mike Ellis; Mary Griffin; Brian Fox; Jeremiah Brennan; Perla Haney-Jardine

Genres
Comedy

Description
A series of three vignettes illustrate life in small-town America: the story of a man, his ex-girlfriend, and his attempt to foil a terrorist plot; an uncle trying to connect with his niece, who is emotionally distance following the death of her parents; and a wealthy man who realizes he has no black friends, and looks to rectify the situation.


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