The Best Movie (2008)

Director
Kirill Kuzin

Main cast
Garik Kharlamov; Mikhail Galustyan; Vladimir Turchinsky; Armen Dzhigarkhanyan; Pavel Volya

Genres
Comedy

Description
Vadik Volnov (Garik Kharlamov) dies on his own wedding of cannabis overdose and has to prove to God that he is worthy to enter Heaven. During his conversation with God's secretary, Vadik recalls numerous memorable moments of his earthly existence, such as getting drunk on cognac on his 8th birthday, service in the Soviet Army in Afghanistan, bandit showdowns in crime-ridden 1990s Russia, and, finally, meeting the love of his life.


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