Love Me (2005)

Director
Vera Storozheva

Main cast
Pavel Derevyanko; Elena Babenko; Mikhail Efremov; Ilse Liepa; Garik Sukachyov

Genres
Romance, Comedy

Description
Shurik is a talented designer, but like every designer he works by inspiration and now he can be fired, because he can't work with his new supervisor Kira. In order to find out her tastes and preferences and make such an advertisement which she'll like for sure, Shurik changes into woman clothes and hires to be Kira's housekeeper


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