Jesus Henry Christ (2012)

Director
Dennis Lee

Main cast
Michael Sheen; Toni Collette; Jason Spevack; Samantha Weinstein

Genres
Comedy, Family

Description
At the age of ten, Henry James Hermin, a boy who was conceived in a petri-dish and raised by his feminist mother, follows a string of Post-It notes in hopes of finding his biological father.


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