Ass Backwards (2013)

Director
Chris Nelson

Main cast
June Diane Raphael; Casey Wilson; Vincent D'Onofrio; Alicia Silverstone; Jon Cryer

Genres
Adventure, Comedy

Description
Two best friends (Kate and Chloe) embark on a cross country trip back to their hometown to attempt to win a pageant that eluded them as children.


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