True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016)
Director
Jeff Wadlow
Main cast
Kevin James; Maurice Compte; Andy GarcÃa; Kim Coates; Zulay Henao
Genres
Comedy, Action
Description
After a publisher changes a writer's debut novel about a deadly assassin from fiction to nonfiction, the author finds himself thrust into the world of his lead character, and must take on the role of his character for his own survival.
Jeff Wadlow
Main cast
Kevin James; Maurice Compte; Andy GarcÃa; Kim Coates; Zulay Henao
Genres
Comedy, Action
Description
After a publisher changes a writer's debut novel about a deadly assassin from fiction to nonfiction, the author finds himself thrust into the world of his lead character, and must take on the role of his character for his own survival.
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