Romantics Anonymous (2010)

Director
Jean-Pierre Améris

Main cast
Isabelle Carré; Benoît Poelvoorde; Lorella Cravotta; Lise Lamétrie; Swann Arlaud

Genres
Drama, Comedy, Romance

Description
What happens when a man and a woman share a common passion? They fall in love. And this is what happens to Jean-René, the boss of a small chocolate factory, and Angélique, a gifted chocolate maker he has just hired. What occurs when a highly emotional man meets a highly emotional woman? They fall in love, and this is what occurs to Jean-René and Angélique who share the same handicap. But being pathologically timid does not make things easy for them. So whether they will manage to get together, join their solitudes and live happily ever after is a guessing matter.


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