If I Were You (2013)
Director
Joan Carr-Wiggin
Main cast
Marcia Gay Harden; Leonor Watling; Aidan Quinn; Joseph Kell; Valerie Mahaffey
Genres
Drama, Comedy, Romance
Description
When a woman tries to outwit her husband's sexy young mistress, the unexpected consequences include starring as King Lear in a very amateur production - with the mistress, an aspiring actress, playing The Fool.
Joan Carr-Wiggin
Main cast
Marcia Gay Harden; Leonor Watling; Aidan Quinn; Joseph Kell; Valerie Mahaffey
Genres
Drama, Comedy, Romance
Description
When a woman tries to outwit her husband's sexy young mistress, the unexpected consequences include starring as King Lear in a very amateur production - with the mistress, an aspiring actress, playing The Fool.
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