Ted (2012)

Director
Seth MacFarlane

Main cast
Mark Wahlberg; Mila Kunis; Seth MacFarlane; Joel McHale; Giovanni Ribisi

Genres
Comedy, Fantasy

Description
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett, a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish, and has refused to leave his side ever since.


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