Turn Me On, Dammit! (2011)

Director
Jannicke Systad Jacobsen

Main cast
Helene Bergsholm; Malin Bjørhovde; Beate Støfring; Matias Myren; Julia Schacht

Genres
Drama, Comedy

Description
In Skoddeheimen, Norway, 15-year-old Alma is consumed by her hormones and fantasies that range from sweetly romantic images of Artur, the boyfriend she yearns for, to daydreams about practically everybody she lays eyes on.


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