Tomme Tønner 2 - Det brune gullet (2011)

Director
Sebastian Dalén

Main cast
Farrakh Abbas; Lars Markus Verpeide Bakke; Leon Bashir; Kim Bodnia; Kristoffer Joner

Genres
Comedy

Description
After a somewhat involuntary "vacation" in one of the capitals more drafty establishment Ali has had enough, and has a plan that can not go wrong, he will become law-abiding.


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