Bernie (2012)

Director
Richard Linklater

Main cast
Jack Black; Shirley MacLaine; Matthew McConaughey; Brady Coleman; Tommy G. Kendrick

Genres
Comedy, Crime, Drama

Description
In this true story in the tiny, rural town of Carthage, TX, assistant funeral director Bernie Tiede was one of the town's most beloved residents. Everyone loved and appreciated Bernie, and it came as no surprise when he befriended Marjorie Nugent, an affluent widow who was as well known for her sour attitude as her fortune. Until that day news came that Marjorie Nugent had been dead for some time, and Bernie Tiede was being charged with the murder.


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