Good for Nothing (2011)
Director
Mike Wallis
Main cast
Cohen Holloway; Inge Rademeyer; Jon Pheloung; Richard Thompson; Steve Cronin
Genres
Action, Adventure, Foreign, Western
Description
GOOD FOR NOTHING is an adventurous romp set in the sweeping Old West from Mike Wallis in his directorial debut. Inspired by the Spaghetti Westerns and celebrating the Western genre with an interesting twist, the film follows an odd romance and the resulting emotional confusion of an outlaw who reluctantly develops strong feelings for a woman he has kidnapped.
Mike Wallis
Main cast
Cohen Holloway; Inge Rademeyer; Jon Pheloung; Richard Thompson; Steve Cronin
Genres
Action, Adventure, Foreign, Western
Description
GOOD FOR NOTHING is an adventurous romp set in the sweeping Old West from Mike Wallis in his directorial debut. Inspired by the Spaghetti Westerns and celebrating the Western genre with an interesting twist, the film follows an odd romance and the resulting emotional confusion of an outlaw who reluctantly develops strong feelings for a woman he has kidnapped.
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