Bad Santa 2 (2016)
Director
Mark Waters
Main cast
Kathy Bates; Brett Kelly; Tony Cox; Christina Hendricks; Ryan Hansen
Genres
Comedy, Crime, Drama
Description
Fueled by cheap whiskey, greed and hatred, Willie Soke teams up with his angry little sidekick, Marcus, to knock off a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve. Along for the ride is chubby and cheery Thurman Merman, a 250-pound ray of sunshine who brings out Willie's sliver of humanity. Issues arise when the pair are joined by Willie's horror story of a mother, who raises the bar for the gang's ambitions, while somehow lowering the standards of criminal behavior.
Mark Waters
Main cast
Kathy Bates; Brett Kelly; Tony Cox; Christina Hendricks; Ryan Hansen
Genres
Comedy, Crime, Drama
Description
Fueled by cheap whiskey, greed and hatred, Willie Soke teams up with his angry little sidekick, Marcus, to knock off a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve. Along for the ride is chubby and cheery Thurman Merman, a 250-pound ray of sunshine who brings out Willie's sliver of humanity. Issues arise when the pair are joined by Willie's horror story of a mother, who raises the bar for the gang's ambitions, while somehow lowering the standards of criminal behavior.
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