Baby sa jakies inne (2011)

Director
Marek Koterski

Main cast
Adam Woronowicz; Robert Wi?ckiewicz; Ma?gorzata Bogda?ska; Michal Koterski; Patrycja Marciniak

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
Dwóch prawdziwych facetów, których po??czy?a ekscytuj?ca nocna wyprawa (najbardziej niegrzeczni w swojej karierze Robert Wi?ckiewicz i Adam Woronowicz), stawia czo?o zmasowanemu atakowi perfidnych przedstawicielek p?ci przeciwnej i rozprawia si? ze wszystkimi okowami m?skiej swobody w sfeminizowanym ?wiecie.


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