Race War: The Remake (2012)

Director
Tom Martino

Main cast
Coady Allen; Howard Calvert; Joe Grisaffi; Corey Fuller; Tom Martino

Genres
Horror, Comedy

Description
What happens when the white man brings their smack into Soda's hood?


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