Pastorela (2011)

Director
Emilio Portes

Main cast
Joaquín Cosio; Omar Ayala; Carlos Cobos; Eduardo España; Ana Serradilla

Genres
Fantasy, Comedy, Foreign

Description
Agent Jesus Juarez (aka Chucho) has always played the Devil in his town's Nativity Play. This Christmas, when the new pastor of the church recasts the role, the two men engage in a battle between good and evil.


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