Suit Yourself or Shoot Yourself!! The Heist (1995)

Director
Kiyoshi Kurosawa

Main cast
Sho Aikawa; Kenzô Kawarasaki; Shirô Shimomoto; Takeshi Mikami; Hiroyuki Tanaka

Genres
Crime, Comedy, Drama

Description
Two petty gangsters get ransomed by a group of Yakuza members, fortunately they are rescued by a kindly Kindergarten teacher.


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