Humanap Ka Ng Panget (1991)

Director
Ben Feleo

Main cast
Jimmy Santos; Andrew E.; Eddie Gutierrez; Carmi Martin; Gelli De Belen

Genres
Comedy

Description
a film by Ben Feleo. .::.


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