Only Decent People (2012)

Director
Lodewijk Crijns

Main cast
Géza Weisz; Imanuelle Grives; Jeroen Krabbé; Annet Malherbe; Sigrid ten Napel

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
David Samuels is from an intellectual Jewish family from the posh Amsterdam Old South, where he is often mistaken as Moroccan because of his dark hair. David is a remarkable man on a mission: to find a ghetto fabulous queen with great tits and thick buttocks. His parents and friends declare him mad, but David continues unabated. His search leads him to the Bijlmer, where, after some wild adventures he is left disappointed. Will David ever find his ideal woman - a large, dark sex goddess with booty and brains?


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