Why Don't You Play in Hell? (2013)
Director
Sion Sono
Main cast
Jun Kunimura; Shin'ichi Tsutsumi; Fumi Nikaido; Tomochika; Hiroki Hasegawa
Genres
Drama, Action, Comedy
Description
In Japan, gonzo filmmakers hatch a three-pronged plan to save an actress's career, end a yakuza war and make a hit movie.
Sion Sono
Main cast
Jun Kunimura; Shin'ichi Tsutsumi; Fumi Nikaido; Tomochika; Hiroki Hasegawa
Genres
Drama, Action, Comedy
Description
In Japan, gonzo filmmakers hatch a three-pronged plan to save an actress's career, end a yakuza war and make a hit movie.
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