The Visitors: Bastille Day (2016)

Director
Jean-Marie Poiré

Main cast
Jean Reno; Christian Clavier; Franck Dubosc; Karin Viard; Sylvie Testud

Genres
Comedy

Description
Stuck in the corridors of time, Godefroy de Montmirail and his faithful servant Jacquouille are projected to a time of profound political and social upheavals: the French Revolution... specifically, The Terror, time of great dangers, during which the descendants of Godefroy and Jacquouille had their castle and all their property confiscated by arrogant aristocrats, fleeing and lifes hanging by a thread.


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