The Legend of Barney Thomson (2016)

Director
Robert Carlyle

Main cast
Robert Carlyle; Emma Thompson; Ray Winstone; Ashley Jensen; James Cosmo

Genres
Thriller, Drama, Comedy

Description
Barney Thomson, awkward, diffident, Glasgow barber, lives a life of desperate mediocrity and his uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer.


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