A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)
Director
Seth MacFarlane
Main cast
Seth MacFarlane; Charlize Theron; Liam Neeson; Amanda Seyfried; Neil Patrick Harris
Genres
Comedy, Western
Description
As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
Seth MacFarlane
Main cast
Seth MacFarlane; Charlize Theron; Liam Neeson; Amanda Seyfried; Neil Patrick Harris
Genres
Comedy, Western
Description
As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
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