Player (2013)

Director
Tomas Villum Jensen

Main cast
Rasmus Bjerg; Casper Christensen; Ellen Hillingsø; Lars Brygmann; Lise Koefoed

Genres
Comedy

Description
Player follows a righteous, self-controlled and rather boring lawyer (Bjerg), who is sent to Nice on a divorce case. As he arrives, everything starts go wrong – he is cheated out of $2 million company money and the future looks bleak, when he meets his old buddy, a gambler of easy virtue (Christensen).


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