Ku! Kin-dza-dza (2013)

Director
Georgiy Daneliya; Tatiana Ilyina

Main cast
Aleksandr Adabashyan; Georgiy Daneliya; Nikolai Gubenko; Vakhtang Kikabidze; Polina Kutepova

Genres
Animation, Comedy, Sci-Fi

Description
Beginner DJ Shreds and world-renowned cellist Vladimir Chizhov meet on a noisy street in Moscow barefoot man. Clicking on the strange machine, the characters are moved to the desert planet Plyuk. A remake of the beloved animated film "Kin-dza-dza!" No less fascinating and funny than the original, the adventures of the Shred and Uncle Vova. In this world of sand inhabitants are divided into two categories - patsaks and chatlan, a simple match has incredible value, and the people are met and escorted by the color of his pants.


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