We'll Never Have Paris (2014)

Director
Simon Helberg; Jocelyn Towne

Main cast
Melanie Lynskey; Maggie Grace; Simon Helberg; Zachary Quinto; Jason Ritter

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
We'll Never Have Paris is a clumsy and at once human account of screwing up on a transcontinental level in a noble effort to win back "the one."


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