Asphalt Watches (2013)

Director
Shayne Ehman; Seth Scriver

Main cast
Marc Bell; Mike Constable; Shayne Ehman; Gregor Gordon; Amy Lockhart

Genres
Animation, Comedy

Description
This hilarious, grotesque, and unique adult animated feature chronicles visual artists Seth Scriver and Shayne Ehman’s trans-Canadian road trip as they encounter dull violence, rampant consumerism and unbridled eccentricity in small towns all over this wide, weird country.


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